Saturday, October 25, 2003
Halloween Thoughts...
How to Come Out Ahead in Daylight Savings Time
Every year on the Sunday before Halloween, daylight savings
time ends. The nice thing about this time change is that
you gain an hour. As is often the case in life, for every
gain there's a loss, and for every loss there's a gain. So
next April, we'll lose an hour as we go back to daylight
savings time.
But I just found a way in this daylight savings time
process where you could come out ahead. If you die between
October and April, you end up gaining an hour without ever
losing it. Thus, you come out ahead. Of course, there is
that little detail of being dead...
I Have Some Bad News and Some Good News
I wonder if a doctor with a weird sense of humor ever
told a healthy patient this:
I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news
is that you are going to die (The doctor then would
pause and let the patient get really worried.) The
good news is that it probably won't be for another
30 to 70 years (May take the patient awhile to realize
that this is true for every healthy adult.)
Unique, Simple, and Cheap Halloween Costume Ideas
For about 6 straight years I use to go to a Halloween
party hosted by some co-workers/friends. I'm not the type of
guy who's into elaborate costumes. My favorite costumes
are low-key, simple, unique, and cheap. Here are some
of the favorite costumes that I made during this time:
- Duct Tape Man - I used a roll of duct tape and
an old black T-shirt and created a duct tape vest. On the
back, I cut out the letters "Duct Tape Man". I kept it
simple and cheap by justing making a vest. Of course, duct
tape could be used in a full head-to-toe costume for those
so inclined.
- Spider-Man - My version wasn't exactly the typical
Spider-Man costume. Instead, I bought a package of rubber
spiders and sewed them onto a T-shirt and a hat as if they
were crawling on me. I also tied one to a long piece of thread
and arranged it on my shirt so I could have it move.
- Toxic Mold Man - This was one of my most unique
costumes. I took an old white T-shirt and used a black pen
to dot the bottom half of it with patches of make-believe
mold. This is also probably one of my most scary costumes.
After that Halloween, two people at the party experienced
toxic mold in their homes and had 30K to 50K of repairs
done.
I did have one dud for a costume idea. One Halloween I attempted
to create the costume "The Ant Man". My idea was to gather
a whole bunch of real ants inside ziploc bags and tape
these bags to my shirt and pants. I couldn't find any
ant hills near my apartment so I attempted to create a bait.
I placed Poptart crumbs on the balcony and waited for
them to come. Well, not enough ants came, so I gave up
that idea and reverted back to my old Spider-Man costume.
I was probably better off without the ants. I don't think
I would have been that popular at the party...
posted by Ken on 11:18 AM
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